Fifty Shades of Irony Overload

A man has appeared in court after taking revenge on his girlfriend who refused to stop reading the erotic novel Fifty Shades of Grey – by squirting brown sauce at her face.

You could make an Alanis Morrissette song out of this:

So the girl is reading Fifty Shags of Grey – a book about kinky dom/sub sex…

Her boyfriend does not like this, and decides to put this girl in her place by… committing acts of physical violence on her and squirting her with a warm, sticky substance…

The girl, despite her obvious interest in the sexual qualities of being slapped around, fails to get aroused, and instead calls the cops…

"Passing sentence, District Judge Gerald Chalk said Hodgson’s actions had clearly been intended to demean Miss McCormick."

Possibly this could have been avoided had Hodgson and McCormick agreed on a safe word beforehand.

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