After once swearing I would never sign up, I’ve bowed to the inevitable. I am now on Twitter.
I’m still not overly enthusiastic about it as a concept, but it can’t hurt to try it out. Sometimes you see articles or want to say things that you can’t be bothered blogging about, or would be inappropriate for Facebook, so I expect it will come in useful that way.
As Jesus once said, follow me. You know you want to 
But spare us the details about all of the shagging you’re doing
I’ve found it’s more impressive to be silent and let people imagine you’re doing lots of shagging